Rain is a good thing

Happy Tuesday!  Its been really hard to wake up today with as gloomy as it is outside. There just isn't enough coffee to get me going today!
Luckily its only a four day work week and then four days off. Hallelujah!!

This weekend was home improvement weekend and I still didn't get much done. Our house has been on a standstill since we moved in and it drives me crazy yet I'm too lazy to do it. We finally fixed our flowerbeds where we don't look like white trash America and got a lot of painting done. These are the times I wish we had enough money where I could just pay a painter, gardener, and interior decorater!! But oh well. It'll all get done eventually. Probably just in enough time to send our kids off to college.

Speaking of kids has anyone actually sat and watched supernanny? Talk about birth control! Ive never seen such hellians!! I was drinking a glass of wine when the show was on and I still couldn't sit through the show! And I really don't see myself being much of a disciplinarian so Kory will have to take on that role or you guys will all see me on the show one day. Lets hope not though.

Random thought but I cannot believe it is 4th of July weekend. Where has the time gone?? This time last year we were doing wedding stuff and close to going to Vegas for my bachelorette party! I swear we are all gonna blink and be 50 years old. BARF!  (No offense to 50 year olds)

Everyone have a great fourth of July weekend!! And watch true blood now that its back on! Its sooooo good!
And don't watch the bachelorette cause Ashley is a retard!
Sorry my blog was lame today!

Laters.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood....

Choices. We make them everyday. Some are small like where we are going to have lunch or if we are going to go the gym or not. Some are big like are we going to switch careers, or buy this house and not this one, and so on and so on. Every now and then I find myself thinking that if I could go back and re-do college I would have done something different. Do something that I actually liked and would have had a promising career attached to it. And believe me I am very thankful for my job and I actually do like it, but I didn't need a degree for it. I feel like sometimes I wasted my time when I could have got a degree worth while. Wasted my time on my degree, not going to college, cause college was so much fun!
 Me and Kory constantly have the talks about if we went back to college what would we do and blah blah blah. Honestly I don't think I have it in me to go back to school, therefore we all need to invent time travel so I can just go back and get something different. And don't get me wrong, college was a BLAST but I really don't care to re-live all that stuff as much as I just wish I would't have gotten a degree in General Studies. Yep, that's right General Studies...aka I'm Not Really Smart Enough to Be In College but What the Hell degree.
But hey, least I got a bachelors I guess.
On a side note of the time travel thing, I constantly get told by people at work that they wish they could go back to high school. I'm like really? You wanna go back to high school? That thought never crosses my mind. I really feel like just one time through high school was good enough. I was a dork in high school who didn't know how to dress or put on make up. Luckily tasha was there to help me out in that category haha. I have a theory on the people that want to go back to high school. It isn't scientific or proven but im pretty sure im right...the people who want to go back to high school are either:
a) Completely miserable with their spouse. You know the couples that are mostly married for their children. They have been married twenty something years or so but they really don't want to be with their spouse. They long to be in high school for the getting with whoever they want thing and maybe to go back so they didn't get married. (even though they would but it would just maybe be to someone else)
b) They peaked in high school. They were the super cool popular guy or girl that everyone worshipped and loved and blah blah blah BUT now they are losers. No one cares about them now and they wanna go back to being the Big Man on Campus...or Woman on campus. think of the guy on Just Friends still wearing the letter jacket drunk at the bar every night. That guy.
c) I was hoping to have a C point but I really don't and I'm kinda disappointed.

Happy Friday Eve YALL! :-)

Feels like the first time.

Well. First things first I can honestly say I never thought I would ever have a blog. But something about it just seemed so appealing and freeing that I had to see what all the buzz was about. I also am surprised at how hard it is to start a blog. I thought I would be a natural and the words would just flow, but I stared at this blank screen for quite some time. I will start by saying that if you are reading this, (which I really don't expect many readers) then I must lay down the guidelines. I guess more like a disclaimer..

Things NOT to expect in my blog:
1) Perfect grammar or punctuation or anything of that manner. I like to think I am a decent speller...but anything after that is pretty much a failure.
2) Anything about politics. I just really don't know much about it so talking about it just stresses me out.
3) Anything with rhyme or reason. This blog is for the heck of it so it's going to be random. Probably just about what's going on in my life. So it's not going to be one thing in particular. No Julie and Julia up in here.
4) And last but not least I won't harp on the same thing over and over. You won't see a rant or anything like that being said over and over and over. I plan to keep it fresh.
5) I won't make it private. I am smart enough to know that no one cares enough to ask my permission to read my mediocre blog.

Things to expect in my blog:
1) Randomness. I am pretty random, and have pretty random friends and family so do expect funny stories, pictures, rants, etc.
2) No comments. Just expect for me to have no followers or comments. This blog isn't going to be the next big thing.
3) Gossip. Without names of course. Things piss us all off. It's human nature to get mad at people or things and want to get it off our chest. So I'm not going to pretend that there won't be times that I get on here and do that. I'm not going to kid myself by thinking this whole blog is going to be nothing but positive stuff.

That being said I have read a lot of blogs on here today just trying to get the feel of things and I must say some people are really funny. I hope that my blog gets funnier as it goes on. Cause I like to think that I am funny in real life so I should be online as well. If my blog sucks, I'm sorry. Just comment on it and tell me to take a hike.

Happy Friday tomorrow everyone! :)