Feels like the first time.

Well. First things first I can honestly say I never thought I would ever have a blog. But something about it just seemed so appealing and freeing that I had to see what all the buzz was about. I also am surprised at how hard it is to start a blog. I thought I would be a natural and the words would just flow, but I stared at this blank screen for quite some time. I will start by saying that if you are reading this, (which I really don't expect many readers) then I must lay down the guidelines. I guess more like a disclaimer..

Things NOT to expect in my blog:
1) Perfect grammar or punctuation or anything of that manner. I like to think I am a decent speller...but anything after that is pretty much a failure.
2) Anything about politics. I just really don't know much about it so talking about it just stresses me out.
3) Anything with rhyme or reason. This blog is for the heck of it so it's going to be random. Probably just about what's going on in my life. So it's not going to be one thing in particular. No Julie and Julia up in here.
4) And last but not least I won't harp on the same thing over and over. You won't see a rant or anything like that being said over and over and over. I plan to keep it fresh.
5) I won't make it private. I am smart enough to know that no one cares enough to ask my permission to read my mediocre blog.

Things to expect in my blog:
1) Randomness. I am pretty random, and have pretty random friends and family so do expect funny stories, pictures, rants, etc.
2) No comments. Just expect for me to have no followers or comments. This blog isn't going to be the next big thing.
3) Gossip. Without names of course. Things piss us all off. It's human nature to get mad at people or things and want to get it off our chest. So I'm not going to pretend that there won't be times that I get on here and do that. I'm not going to kid myself by thinking this whole blog is going to be nothing but positive stuff.

That being said I have read a lot of blogs on here today just trying to get the feel of things and I must say some people are really funny. I hope that my blog gets funnier as it goes on. Cause I like to think that I am funny in real life so I should be online as well. If my blog sucks, I'm sorry. Just comment on it and tell me to take a hike.

Happy Friday tomorrow everyone! :)